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About Me Member Mad Scientist ROCKET CHILD15/Female/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 2 Years
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Hi guys I'm NapoleonBonerhard.

You can call me Napoleon, Boner, Rocket, Felix, That-Kid-Who-Keeps-Typing-In-Caps or whatever you want. I know how annoying my username is to type.

I'm a 15 year old lass (I don't blame you if you thought otherwise) who was born and raised in Miami Beach, Florida USA. I currently live in the Netherlands. That means that there's most likely a time difference of at least 6 hours between you and I.

I like making inappropriate rape jokes, wearing eye-raping rainbow colors on my clothing, listening to ear-raping music, and I want to be a rapist doctor when I grow up.

I have a huge fetish for German accents, awesome sideburns, stubble, AWESOME EYEBROWS, glasses, cars from the 50's thru the 80's, colors, messy hair, moptops, giant fucking headphones, loud noises, and HAVING CONVERSATIONS IN ALL CAPS YESSSSSS.

/SMOOCH :heart:



FAMOUS PEOPLE I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO MARRY MEET:

♥ Saul 'Slash' Hudson ♥
♥ Jack Black ♥
♥ Brendon Small ♥


MY HAREM:

:iconartist-man::iconhayoubi::iconjuubi-no-ookami::iconmariofan323::iconmilesmagnificent::iconpyrothefox::iconrandomperson787::iconrutares::iconshwigityshwonshwei::icontorapu::iconzelda1000::iconzerostop:

WHAT PEOPLE THINK OF NAPOLEONBONERHARD:

"why is your dev icon so arousing to stare at?"
-*ShwigityShwonShwei

"napoleon. you are a chubby chaser."
-~ThePockyMonster (~hayoubi)

"LOL NAPOLEON I LOVE READING YOUR COMMENTS they are pumped full of adrenaline and make me happy"
-~ThePockyMonster (~hayoubi)

"Felix are you aware that you are Slash"
-~Artist-Man (regarding my Slash-themed MSN icons)

MISC SHIT THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT:

Commissions - Closed (hahaha like THAT'LL ever happen)
Requests - Closed
Art Trades - Open
Notes - Open
Club Invites - Open (PM ONLY)
MSN/Steam Contact/Friend Invites - Open

I speak English.
Ik spreek Nederlands.
Ich spreche Deutsch.
Je parle un peu Français.
:iconisaydanceplz:

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Miami FL
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: I'm too poor for shirts.
  • Print preference: Also too poor for prints.
  • Interests: Your butt.
  • Favourite movie: Interstella 5555, Yellow Submarine, The Pick of Destiny
  • Favourite band or musician: The Beatles, Daft Punk, Guns N' Roses
  • Favourite genre of music: I WANNA ROCK
  • Favourite artist: Marc Horowitz
  • Favourite style of art: Stylized, Colorful, and AWESOME.
  • Operating System: Windows VISTA
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod (as if I have a choice, right?)
  • Favourite game: Gitaroo Man, Team Fortress 2, Patapon
  • Favourite gaming platform: PSP, PS2, PC
  • Favourite cartoon character: Dethklok, Hellboy, Jeremy Hillary Boob PhD
  • Personal Quote: "It's getting better all the time."
  • Tools of the Trade: PURE RAGE, pencil/paper, oekaki, whatever my Tablet works with

UM WELL

Mon Dec 28, 2009, 11:43 AM
  • Mood: Spidey Sense
  • Listening to: The Very Best of John Lennon Album
So yeah remember how I promised how I'd be back soon after I moved? Yeahhhhh well I guess that wasn't 100% true, now was it? THAT WAS NOT MY INTENTION I CAN ASSURE YOU. :I

It's just that I'm not getting much opporitunity to use that computer at the moment. BUT I'm at my mom's place for the week and so, and now I can use it a little more often.

So: RIP to Michael, Farrah, Billy, Les, Patrick, Brittany, and all the other people who died thus far in the period of July 13th to December 28th as of this writing. Also, RIP John Lennon and George Harrison, Dec. 8th 1980 and Nov. 29th 2001 NEVAR FORGET.

AND ALSO thank you for the 10k views I really should upload some kind of 10k thanks pic because that's what all the cool kids are doing holy shit 10000 views aaaaaaaaa. Can't believe this account's already 2 years old like WOW-WEE.

I've been drawing though, so I'll see if I can get anything uploaded or whatever because this account's been so horribly idle for the past 6 months or so. I'm so sorry, guys.
Uuuugh 3,223 messages/deviations and counting oh lordy.

SO TL;DR:
I'LL TRY UPLOADING SOMETHING WITHIN THE NEXT FEW DAYS
THANK YOU FOR THE 10K VIEWS
I SERIOUSLY LOVE YOU ALL SORRY I'VE BEEN SO IDLE
I LOVE YOU JOHN AND GEORGE NEVAR FORGET

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:iconmilesmagnificent:
*Milesmagnificent Dec 29, 2009, 11:14:24 AM
Oh look at me I'm so witty because I can spamPENISat my good friends see what I did there it is called sarcasm and goddammit I missed you >:I

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Sometimes you've just got to let the power within you escape, in the form of JUSTICE.
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~NapoleonBonerhard Dec 29, 2009, 3:16:29 PM
I MISSED YOU TOO MANG ;u;
I'M SO SORRYYYYY /sobbbb

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You can take a ride on my yellow submarine, bb. :flirty:
:iconmilesmagnificent:
*Milesmagnificent Dec 29, 2009, 8:32:09 PM
OH MY GOD NAPS I COULD NEVER BE MAD AT YOU
IT'S OKAY I FORGIVE EVERYTHING ;u;
WE MUST FROLIC

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Sometimes you've just got to let the power within you escape, in the form of JUSTICE.
:iconzelda1000:
*Zelda1000 Dec 13, 2009, 2:35:59 PM
Oh my good god. I havent spoken to you in ages. I miss your witty comments and equally witty art.

Come back and see meeee.

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You Heard Me.
:iconpyrothefox:
~pyrothefox Dec 5, 2009, 1:29:05 PM
WHERE ARE YOU :iconcryingplz:

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That's me lower right. When the photographer took my picture he asked me to act naturally, so I yelled at him to stop disgracing his family and get a real job.
:iconzerostop:
*zerostop Nov 2, 2009, 9:35:46 AM
waaaaaah i miss youuuuuu
:iconnapoleonbonerhard:
~NapoleonBonerhard Sep 11, 2009, 10:13:58 AM
Yeah, I think so. :I

I HATE THIS DOWN TIME I WISH I COULD BE ONLINE MORE SOBBBBBBBB

I MISS YOU GUYS

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You can take a ride on my yellow submarine, bb. :flirty:
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~Demonstarr13 Aug 12, 2009, 6:49:37 PM
Oh hey C:

YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GET A SKYPE. :>

Like, seriously. Because I love you. c:

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What do you do when you find out that "here and now" is actually years away?

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:iconmariofan323:
*mariofan323 Jul 28, 2009, 11:15:45 PM
asfasf OH BONERSMITH I NEED TO TALK TO YOU MORE

PLEASE FORGIVE THIS HORRIBLE HORRIBLE SIN I HAVE COMMITED

:c

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Win a free subscription
I am Princess Shroob in the ULTIMATE Mario Crew
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*Goregoat Jul 22, 2009, 1:38:52 PM
I also like making inappropriate rape jokes, I have a German character with the thickest most horrible accent ever, messy hair and glasses, and his eyebrows are fucking crazy, and he is also a rapist.

Aside from that your art is balls off the wall crazy awesome and I am going to watch your face right now and for ever after.

Okay.

:heart:
:iconzelda1000:
*Zelda1000 Jul 16, 2009, 5:55:36 AM
Your web cam Fills me with Joy and....some other emotion that feels nice. :heart:

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You Heard Me.
:iconlazy-drummer132:
~Lazy-Drummer132 Jul 11, 2009, 1:12:14 PM
Thanks for the fave on my GNR stamp, fellow GNR fan :D
[I don't know if you're a fanatic, I am :D]

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Duff McKagan's youngest fangirl, right here. [17]
The only reason that every original Guns N' Roses member is still alive, is god is also waiting for reunion tour.
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:iconmilesmagnificent:
*Milesmagnificent Jun 28, 2009, 12:45:25 AM
HEY WOAH A HAREM CAN I JOIN?
or is it that I am not pretty enough?

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Sometimes you've just got to let the power within you escape, in the form of JUSTICE.
:iconnapoleonbonerhard:
~NapoleonBonerhard Jun 28, 2009, 7:37:53 AM
YOU'RE TOO SEXY FOR MY HAREM
But if you REALLY want to stoop down to my level, then OF COURSE YOU CAN. :flirty:

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You can take a ride on my yellow submarine, bb. :flirty:
:iconmilesmagnificent:
*Milesmagnificent Jun 28, 2009, 6:12:50 PM
NOOOO YOU LIE

HOORAY I GET TO BE IN NAPS' HAREM so which stereotype character am I?

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Sometimes you've just got to let the power within you escape, in the form of JUSTICE.
:icondiscotrap:
~Discotrap Jun 27, 2009, 6:12:17 AM
thanks for the favorite. c: :heart:
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